Every morning, Shrek wakes up and trudges to his office. It ain't glamorous being the Big Boss of an ogrecompany. He's got tons of paperwork to tackle, meetings with annoying officials, and the constant threat of pests.
To top it all off, he's gotta fight off the monotony. Sometimes he dreams of just relaxing in his swamp with a good bowl of swamp stew, but duty calls. He grumbles and throws on his power tie. Another day, another dollar.
Corporate Swamp: Donkey Knows You Feel It
Ya'll feel/sense/know it in your bones. The corporate/biz/establishment swamp/quagmire/sludge is real, and it's thick/churning/sticky. Big/The/Shady money calls the shots/controls everything/runs the show, leaving/screwing over/trampling the rest of us. It's a system/machine/structure rigged against the little guy/ordinary people/you and me.
- We're/They're/You're all just stuck/trapped/chained in this mess/circus/nightmare.
- It's/This is/That's time/past time/high time to fight back/break free/make a change.
- Let's/We can/They should drain the swamp/expose the truth/hold them accountable.
Don't/Ever/Never let them tell you/fool you/brainwash you into believing/thinking/accepting that this is just how things are. We deserve/can have/must fight for a better/fairer/just world.
Bayou Living > The Rat Race
Listen here, partner. This ain't your daddy's cubicle farm . Out here in the wetlands, life moves at a more natural flow. You get your hands dirty, sure, but you also get to breathe fresh air . No fluorescent lights out here. Just the croaking frogs and the gentle lapping of water . It's a good life , ya know? One you can't find in no city slicker hustle .
My Overlord is Farquaad Send Help
This stinks. Working for him/that little tyrant/the Short King is awful/terrible/a living nightmare. He's always yelling/constantly on my case/demanding impossible things and expects me to be perfect/treat him like royalty/clean shrek 3 his boots. I tried to quit once, and let me tell you, it was a big mistake. Now he's watching me like a hawk/making my life hell/threatening to turn me into an ogre.
I just need to disappear. Maybe a fairy godmother/a dragon/one of those talking donkeys could help me escape/give me some advice/teach me how to fight Farquaad.
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* I'm certain he's going to fire me/turn me into a frog/make me his jester.
* I can't take it anymore/stand this/deal with this.
* Please, someone, send help!
Full Time Ogre, Part Time Meme Lord
He's a real monster, but in the best way possible. This dude lives and breathes being an ogre. When he's not rocking his massive club, you can catch him scrolling through Reddit. This OGRE has mastered the art of being a digital mischief-maker.
- Nobody's funnier than this ogre
- Validation from strangers is his lifeblood
- Get on his good side, or else
Weekend Forecast: 100% Swamped
Well folks, you better grab your boots and mosquito repellent 'cause this weekend is gonna be a real slogger. We're lookin' at heavy rain all the whole darn time with conditions in the low 90s. If you're thinkin' about headin' outdoors, best pack some extra bug spray and a raincoat. It might even be good for gettin' that gator watchin' in.